CJ6.5 - Talent Not Included Review

ERRR ME GERRD IT'S CJ SIX PERNT FERRVE

HI I'M CJ.65 AND WELCOME TO THE ICExCOLDxBUTTHOLE show

today i'm going to do a review fer the much hype album I Release call "Good Music Not Included".

and her we gerrr

#1: IDGAF

this is the first track of the album
it's such a feels mix of sads and mads
it makes me lotions all over laotions
until my emotions are less comotions

it's serr gerd that evn my girlfrend CJ6.7 leks it

it are name afer how don't give a fucxk

if I wer cjserx pernt ferv then I'd take myself out to dinners and fuck while listen to this song on rewids

kthnx

#2: Happy Birthday To Me.

this are number 2 track

and that are ironic b/c it is like poop

get it? b/c it is the number 2 track

LOL

#3: 29A (Edit)

I dernt kner wat this are edit of
but it sound like he edit a garbage can and turn itno a sawng
no offence but this song literally sounds like a garbage

#4: Oma Nell

Hi i am going to take this time to go completly off topic

b/c I am cerj terken 6.5

so that is what I have to saty

#5: 2x32x37

HI I am cj6.5 and I can do math

#6: Ice Cold Sernshern

this song are name after my favourite drink
what is TEA
I could drink 1000000 cups of it in 1 second

although did you know:?
tea makes me have a hot wee
and I don't like to have a wee on you, pls, john?

kthnx

#7: Cushyz

sux

#8: psykofex4

sux

srsly wtf are names mean pls?

#9: Shit Crazy!

the name sais it all

except I'd rename it 'Shit crazy what sux' b/x thats moar accurate

#10: A Mellow Piece

suxxxxxxxxx like a vaccume/mosquite/cj's girlfriend

#11: Rott'n Munky

suxs moar then my mom on friday

#12: You Look Like an Orc To Me

CJ u sound like an orc with all that musics

#13: Prodigal Son RMX

aww yiss AWW YISS DID U HAER DAT?

mmmmmmmmm m m m m mmm m mm mmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnmnmnmmnmmnmnmnnmnnnmnnmnnmmn4mn54mnnmmn6456nm54m645nm64 this song sux

BUT SURPRISINGLY it sux 9000+ times less then the rests
This is my favorutie song nex to IDGAFAS

i evn almos got my gf to liek it until off course this part
(0:00)

#14: χξϛʹ

wat dafuq do symbols mean pls?

#15: Blackout

I done black out during this sawng cuz sux so hard that I brain seasure

#16: Ambient Porn

this was my favorutie part of the album becaused it was the END of the album

but the song still sux




ALL IN ALL I give this album a 0/10

because it suck3d so hard that I don't need to vaccume my hous fore like a month

WELL THIS HAS BEEN CERR JERR SERX PERNT SDFAGSG AND I AM WISHING YOU A HAPPY CHRISTMASN
KBYE

Review - "Selected Neglected Ambience" by AnnoyWolf

Hello! This is a review of "Selected Neglected Ambience" by a fellow electronic musician, AnnoyWolf.

Album Cover:
Well... The cover was fucking lame. It was one block colour... and that is it.
I am le Dissappoint.

Track 1: "A Lazy Daydream"
A wonderful ambient piano track.
Reminds me of "As the World Falls Down" by David Bowie.
Very romantic, makes me want to fuck something.
6/10
Track 2: "QUAD citrus (It Overtakes Me)"
A great remix of "Fingerbib" by Aphex Twin.
I enjoyed the Squelchy sound the end.
PURE ACIDDD
6/10
Track 3: "Devil's Slump"
First thoughts: CREEPY!
Echo's of Selected ambient works 2 all through the track,
it is well scary.
I liked it.
5/10
Track 4: "My Life as a Flower"
A gr8 remix of "Blue Calx" by Aphex Twin.
Very calm, takes the edge off. (I was in the middle of doing a piece of fuckin' homework, and this made me less aggravated.)
6/10
Track 5: "Fever of Five"
Loved it.
Very long, High frequency noises echo throughout this song, leading me to one of the most awkward Orgasms I have ever had.
8/10
Track 6: "Smaller... and Smaller..."
AnnoyWolf's penis must be getting Smaller and Smaller.
Because I disliked this song the most, it contains very little.
BORED
3/10
Track 7: "With a Splash of Colour"
Bah!
That's all I have to say about that.
3/10
Track 8: "Summertime (Alternate ending version)"
Beautiful.
A wonderful, Flanged Gutair track, with sound of the beach heard in the backround.
uber-relaxing.
8/10
Track 9: "Beautiful Void"
I wake up, in a dark, warm, house, with a small man standing over me.
He offers me a cup of tea, which I accept, he returns with the warm tea,
as I sip, he sits down next to me.
He is comforting, in an odd way, but I am glad for his company.
He asks of my past, which I refuse.
He accepts my answer, and silently rubs my back.
I begin to cry, and he supports me.
"everything is going to be alright" He says.
But I know, I know in my heart if hearts, that everything is not going to be alright.
9/10.
10: "The leaf on the roof of the Temple"
Windy sounds.
Reminds me of "On (28 Mix)" by Aphex Twin.
But not as good.
4/10
11: "As I sail on the wind..."
A amazing remix of "Parallel Lines" by Aphex Twin.
Very ambient, an excellent conclusion to the album.

All in all, I give this album a 6/10.
Gr8 job, AnnoyWolf.
Let me conclude with This.
Bye Bye!