Sunday, December 30, 2012

CJ6.5 - Talent Not Included Review

ERRR ME GERRD IT'S CJ SIX PERNT FERRVE

HI I'M CJ.65 AND WELCOME TO THE ICExCOLDxBUTTHOLE show

today i'm going to do a review fer the much hype album I Release call "Good Music Not Included".

and her we gerrr

#1: IDGAF

this is the first track of the album
it's such a feels mix of sads and mads
it makes me lotions all over laotions
until my emotions are less comotions

it's serr gerd that evn my girlfrend CJ6.7 leks it

it are name afer how don't give a fucxk

if I wer cjserx pernt ferv then I'd take myself out to dinners and fuck while listen to this song on rewids

kthnx

#2: Happy Birthday To Me.

this are number 2 track

and that are ironic b/c it is like poop

get it? b/c it is the number 2 track

LOL

#3: 29A (Edit)

I dernt kner wat this are edit of
but it sound like he edit a garbage can and turn itno a sawng
no offence but this song literally sounds like a garbage

#4: Oma Nell

Hi i am going to take this time to go completly off topic

b/c I am cerj terken 6.5

so that is what I have to saty

#5: 2x32x37

HI I am cj6.5 and I can do math

#6: Ice Cold Sernshern

this song are name after my favourite drink
what is TEA
I could drink 1000000 cups of it in 1 second

although did you know:?
tea makes me have a hot wee
and I don't like to have a wee on you, pls, john?

kthnx

#7: Cushyz

sux

#8: psykofex4

sux

srsly wtf are names mean pls?

#9: Shit Crazy!

the name sais it all

except I'd rename it 'Shit crazy what sux' b/x thats moar accurate

#10: A Mellow Piece

suxxxxxxxxx like a vaccume/mosquite/cj's girlfriend

#11: Rott'n Munky

suxs moar then my mom on friday

#12: You Look Like an Orc To Me

CJ u sound like an orc with all that musics

#13: Prodigal Son RMX

aww yiss AWW YISS DID U HAER DAT?

mmmmmmmmm m m m m mmm m mm mmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnmnmnmmnmmnmnmnnmnnnmnnmnnmmn4mn54mnnmmn6456nm54m645nm64 this song sux

BUT SURPRISINGLY it sux 9000+ times less then the rests
This is my favorutie song nex to IDGAFAS

i evn almos got my gf to liek it until off course this part
(0:00)

#14: χξϛʹ

wat dafuq do symbols mean pls?

#15: Blackout

I done black out during this sawng cuz sux so hard that I brain seasure

#16: Ambient Porn

this was my favorutie part of the album becaused it was the END of the album

but the song still sux




ALL IN ALL I give this album a 0/10

because it suck3d so hard that I don't need to vaccume my hous fore like a month

WELL THIS HAS BEEN CERR JERR SERX PERNT SDFAGSG AND I AM WISHING YOU A HAPPY CHRISTMASN
KBYE

3 comments:

  1. To answer your question of "Wtf are names mean pls?":

    Idgaf - Pretty self explanatory
    Happy Birthday To Me - cause the song was made on my birthday
    29A - the hexadecimal notation of the number 666 (it says edit because the original version fades into a loud static at the end)
    Oma Nell - One of my Oma's (grandma's) friends who lost her marbles around the time this piece was composed
    2•32•37 - Factorization of the number 666
    Ice Cold Sunshine - the old theme song for the Ice Cold Sunshine show
    ICS6.5 - you didn't even give a review for, but 'd imagine you'd say "sux" cause you are the best music connaisseur evar
    Cushyz - random word I made up
    psykofex4 - some sort of mixup on "psycho effects number four"; a combination of psykofex 1, 2 and 3
    SHIT CRAZY! - two words uttered repeatedly throughout the song
    A Mellow Piece - self explanatory
    *you... look... like... an...* ORC TO ME - inside joke between me and my brother which you too dumb to understand, son
    Prodigal Son RMX - remix of "The Prodigal Son's Not Coming Home"
    χξϛʹ - Greek numerals of number 666 (symbols are Chi, Xi and Stigma, respectively)
    Blackout - Title of poem on CJ6.5W cassette label
    Ambient Porn - cause the last 8 minutes of the album is just 3 or 4 people fucking very slowly in a big room

    Hope that helps! =)

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